If your calling in life is to make others
laugh -- whether in casual conversation or as a professional who
regularly entertains audiences...
Then I already know that you are constantly
on the look out for fresh new comedy topics, concepts and ideas.
One of the absolute BEST and most abundant
resources for comedy material available for conversationalists,
public speakers or comedians can be found in
strange and unusual
news stories.
Here are some condensed examples of the kind
of news articles that I am talking about:
Strange And
Unusual News Story Examples
Police in Oakland, California
spent 2 hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded
himself inside his home. After firing 10 tear gas canisters,
officers discovered that the man was standing beside them,
shouting out to give himself up.
A man at a track meet in New
Jersey was stabbed through the neck with a javelin during a
competition event. He told reporters at the hospital that he
thought the javelin had hit him in the head and bounced
off.
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop and asked for all
the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too
small so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter
himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed
him.
An Oregon man who was shot
through the skull with an arrow by a friend trying to knock a
fuel can off his head survived the ordeal without suffering
any brain damage. The accident occurred during an initiation
for rafting group called Mountain Men Anonymous. News reports
quoted the victim as saying "I feel so dumb about this".
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who
just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives
asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all
your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I
said!"
Because of the strange, unusual and
interesting nature of these news stories, coupled with newsworthy
acts of unbelievable stupidity and incredible audacity that arepublished from multiple sources from across the
globe...
There is a virtual MOUNTAIN of potential comedy material nestled within these unique
and highly entertaining news articles!
Here's a YouTube video from my own stand-up
comedy act where I use strange and unusual news stories I found
(before I developed the Comedy Fuel System for myself):
But Here's The Rub...
The problem doesn't lie in availability --
there are literally dozens of strange, unusual and incredibly
interesting news stories online at your disposal on a DAILY basis.
However, here are some problems that you can run
into:
Problem #1:
It could literally take you weeks of online research to identify
what initially appears to be a few great resources for strange or
unusual news stories.
Problem #2: It could take you several
more weeks of frequent monitoring to determine if your online
resources for strange and unusual news stories are actually valuable
to you for your comedy and humor needs.
Problem #3 (The BIG
Problem): Once you do finally manage to
locate some great resources for strange and unusual news stories...
You are now tasked with visiting multiple websites on a frequent
basis so that you don't miss a great article and potential comedy
material -- which can be a
real hassle and very difficult to keep up with on a
consistent basis.
So here's the REAL question that you MUST ask
yourself right now:
What is your valuable time really
worth?
This is NOT a trick question -- if you
have spent any time on Facebook or Twitter, you already know how
hours of your time can easily melt away...
So let's get down to the business of getting
YOU the comedy topics, ideas and concepts that YOU need now, shall
we?
If you were to value your time at just
minimum wage rate, you could literally spend hundreds of
dollars of your valuable time in only a matter of weeks trying
to locate AND keep on top of all the strange and unusual news
articles available everyday that have tremendous comedy
potential...
Now There Is A Quick
And Easy Solution
No
matter what your comedy and humor endeavors may be -- on a personal
or professional basis...
You need access to fresh comedy material
topics and ideas that you can easily access on a consistent basis.
And while you can see the real comedy
and humor value in strange, unusual and outrageous news stories...
It should be clear that it can take a
tremendous amount of time and effort to find, organize and to regularly
monitor the type of news stories that I have been referring to.
I know this all too well from first hand
experience.
That's why I developed the Comedy Fuel
System!
The Comedy Fuel System is detailed in
an easy-to-follow, step-by-step instruction guide (just 19 pages
available for IMMEDIATE download) that reveals:
How
to quickly setup a single 100% FREE online resource as your
comedy fuel "engine" in less than 15 minutes.
The
secrets for having "one stop" access to literally DOZENS of strange
and unusual news articles on a DAILY basis.
How
to quickly and easily organize, review and save strange and unusual
news stories that you find highly interesting or touch your "funny
bone" for comedy material use.
How
to add as many "comedy fuel" resources as you desire to your
comedy fuel "engine" with the click of your mouse.
No
special computer skills are required.
There
are over 20 visual screenshots provided in the Comedy Fuel System
guide to make it very easy for you to setup your own comedy fuel
system in less than 15 minutes!
Special Bonus:
I will also provide you the initial "comedy fuel" that you need to get
started -- ten (10) select links to some of the BEST strange and
unusual news story resources available that I use personally myself.
The Comedy Fuel System is a
fantastic time saver because...
Strange, unusual, interesting and simply
unbelievable news articles are automatically published
directly to your free comedy fuel "engine" everyday!
Instead of spending hours and hours of
research online, you can now have plenty of "comedy fuel" right
at your fingertips -- all from ONE easy-to-use FREE resource!
The Best Part Of All
It is my goal to provide highly
valuable, low cost comedy and humor related resources on this website for
conversationalists, comedians and other speaking professionals.
The Comedy Fuel System is first of
several resources that I have in development designed to help funny
and talented folks meet their comedy goals.
So, for a very limited time,
you can get your hands on the Comedy Fuel System step-by-step guide
for the special introductory price of $19.95just $9.95!
IMPORTANT:
This special offer can expire at any time.
Along with this special time sensitive offer,
you also get my personal 14 day, no questions asked money back
guarantee:
Try the Comedy Fuel System for a
full 14 days.
If for any reason
the Comedy Fuel System does not deliver everything
described on this page as promised...
Simply contact me and I will provide you
an immediate refund -- no questions asked.
But The Clock Is
STILL Ticking...
Steve, Count Me In! I want to get
my hands on your new Comedy Fuel System at the special
introductory price of $19.95
just $9.95 and here's what I get:
1.
I get immediate access to the downloadable version of
your
Comedy Fuel System guide (just 19 pages in Adobe PDF
format) that will show me how to quickly setup "one stop"
access to dozens of daily strange, unusual and outrageous news
articles and more using one 100% FREE online resource!
2.
Special Bonus #1: I also get your ten (10) hand
picked strange
and unusual news links that I can use IMMEDIATELY for my very
own comedy fuel system.
3.
Special Bonus #2: I also get FREE access to your
exclusive Comedy Fuel Newsletter (available to Comedy Fuel
members ONLY).
4. And I also get your personal
14 day, no questions asked money back guarantee if I am not
completely satisfied.
** This Special Offer
Can Expire At Any Time **
The bottom line is this:
The value of the Comedy Fuel System
does not lie in complexity -- it is a drop dead simple system
for setting up "one stop" access to dozens of strange and unusual news
stories everyday -- many of which are simply fantastic for comedy use
-- on a personal or professional level.
The real value in this system lies in the
tremendous time savings you will realize as a result of using
this system in just a short period of time.
I truly wish you the very best in all your
comedy and humor adventures!
To your ultimate comedy triumph,
Steve Roye
Author and Stand-up Comedy Expert SteveRoye.com
No
matter what your comedy and humor endeavors may be -- on a personal
or professional basis...
How
to quickly setup a single 100% FREE online resource as your
comedy fuel "engine" in less than 15 minutes.
